The fine print, in large print.
Read this before you sign up. We say it big because most companies hide it small.
Investing involves risk of loss
Trading securities involves risk, including possible loss of principal. There is no guarantee that any investment strategy will succeed, and past performance does not guarantee future results.
ObamaGains is not a savings account. Funds are not FDIC insured. They are SIPC-protected against brokerage failure (up to $500,000), but SIPC does not protect against market losses.
Do not invest money you cannot afford to lose. Do not invest your rent, your emergency fund, or money you need in the next twelve months.
This is a satirical brand
“ObamaGains” is a satirical name. We are not affiliated with, endorsed by, or sponsored by Barack Obama, Michelle Obama, the Obama Foundation, the Obama Presidential Library, the Democratic National Committee, the U.S. Government, or any related entity.
The product itself — the algorithmic trading bot, the brokerage partnership, the pricing structure — is a genuine concept being developed by an independent team.
The image of President Barack Obama on this site is the official 2012 White House portrait by Pete Souza, which is a public-domain U.S. government work. Use of his likeness is satirical and editorial in nature and does not imply endorsement of any kind.
The phrase “Thanks Obama” is referenced as a well-known internet meme dating to roughly 2009–2016.
Forward-looking statements
Statements on this site about future products, features, or pricing represent our current intentions and may change. None of this constitutes a binding offer of services. Brokerage services will be provided by a SIPC-member partner subject to regulatory approval and the partner's account-opening requirements.